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5 phases you go through while waiting for the Fifty Shades of Grey using sexy tunes!

13 February 2015, 07:04

Cape Town – It is finally here!

The much anticipated erotic drama starring Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, a sexy young business exec with a kinky BDSM side, who lures a young college graduate (played by Dakota Johnson) with his sexually passionate antics into a steamy tumultuous affair.

With numerous trailers whetting our appetites with graphic depictions of bondage and extreme sex acts, and tickets sold out almost everywhere in Cape Town, we know waiting is almost unbearable…

Channel24 can’t wait either so we made a sexy music themed list documenting our excitement...

1. Arousal phase (triggered by thoughts of Christian Grey)

Sugar – Maroon5

"I need your loving, loving, I need it now, when I'm without you, I'm something weak, you got me begging, begging, I'm on my knees"

2. Excitement (triggered by thoughts of Mr. Greys red room)

Usher – Daddy’s home

"Baby, I just wanna get your attention, I really wanna be all up in your head, Cause when I got you're gonna wanna get some yeah, But girl that's only if you ain't scared"

3. Intensified excitement (heart rate increases at the thought of BDSM)

Ariana Grande ft The Weekend – Love Me Harder

"And if in the moment you bite your lip, when I get you moaning you know it's real, can you feel the pressure between your hips? I'll make it feel like the first time"

4. Peak (I need to see him!!!)

Partition - Beyoncé

"Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged, he wants to f*ck, He bucked all my buttons, he ripped my blouse, He Monica Lewinski all on my gown"

5. Resolution (I see you Mr.Grey)

S&M – Rihanna

"Feels so good being bad, there's no way I'm turning back, now the pain is for pleasure, 'cause nothing can measure, 'cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it, sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it, sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me"

OKAY! Now lets all calm down...

- Channel24


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