Abuja – Seems like Sugar Brown from "ain’t nobody got time for that" fame might just have found herself some strong competition.
Ruby Evans, an eyewitness at the scene of a car crash, is quickly gaining an online following for his colourful description of a dramatic police car chase.
"What I witnessed here was a horrible, tragic situation," Ruby tells the FOX8 News reporter.
"The police car hit the pole. His hair went the one side and his body went the other side. And this is the results. Lord be with this man and bless him," Ruby explains his version of events.
According to Ruby he was on his way to Burger King when he witnessed the drama unfold; "Well, ma'am. I was just going to buy me a piece of burger from Burger King, and I just stopped in the middle because my hunger just went away."
Ruby was concerned that the police officer might not "continue to make it" or that he might "tap out".
According to reports the officer is in a stable condition and already released from hospital.
Watch the full interview here: