Abuja – Every now and then when you sit at home alone missing your lover, the best you can do is choke the chicken yourself.
But there are still some people who are terrible at it and feel guilty about it, Cosmopolitan reports. Here are some tips to make it better for yourself.
Your finger is not quite a penis
Your finger doesn’t quite cut it as a direct replacement for a penis. Focus on that magic spot called the clitoris instead and you’ll reap the benefits.
Don’t scratch it like some DJ, though
Don’t just rub your clit like some insane maniac. Explore your whole body – your labia, your breasts and even your butt are all viable places for stimulation.
The guy you just shook hands with, shook hands with the president first
Everyone does it. Come on now, let’s face it. So don’t feel guilty about it. Enjoy yourself.
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