Abuja – So that nice and comfortable office chair feels like you’re sitting on a porcupine dipped in lava – chances are you’re into rough sex and nobody understands you.
So here are a couple of things people won’t understand about your rough stuff either, Cosmopolitan reports.
1. You can only really get into it when the neighbours are away
Because it gets really intense and they will call the cops. Again.
2. You have accidentally hit your lover in the face
With all that spanking and slapping going on, one is bound to land on a cheek above the equator.
3. How hard is too hard, though?
Okay so you like to hit each other, but when is it just wack?
Read more at Cosmopolitan.
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