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Good sex gone very wrong

08 September 2014, 12:20

Abuja - If you have trouble coming a little late for work to squeeze in a quickie or moan that you have a meeting where visible love bites are inappropriate, you need to re-examine your priorities.

Mishaps in bed are all part of the fun, but sometimes they can be so awful that you laugh your horny off.

One Cosmopolitan reader said her vibe was totally killed while she and her partner were on holiday and she dragged him off to the beach at the crack of dawn for a steamy session in the dunes.

The naughty couple were then super embarrassed when a couple of Labradors came running up sniffing their cracks at down with an elderly couple trying to pull them away.

Also read: 3 sex tips for a hot quickie

Another reader said she once got so lost in the moment that her pain threshold didn’t even bother to tell her she was getting severe carpet burns on her knees while doing it on the floor much like the above mentioned Labradors.

Oh, and her flatmates also apparently walked in.

That vibe ruined her plan to wear a skirt to work. But kudos on the battle scars.

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