Abuja - Technology inevitably makes an impact on our lives, but one sexually
frustrated husband took it to the next level with a spreadsheet that
charted his wife's apparent excuses for not wanting to have sex with
The anonymous wife uploaded the spreadsheet to Reddit and it has been reported by a number of sources, including The Telegraph
She explained her reasoning for sharing the very personal nature of their lives on social media.
morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a
message to my work e-mail which is connected to my phone," she wrote.
never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it
up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for
the 10 days I'm gone.
"Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times
he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my
'excuses', using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at
that very moment."
Among the excuses listed on the spreadsheet
are "I'm exhausted" and "I feel gross" which a number of couples might
be able to relate to.
There is also a rejection listed as "Non
verbal" which is perhaps less clear, but the list is moreover an
indicator of a relationship in trouble.
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