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Your weird penis – 3 facts

29 September 2014, 10:15

Abuja – All of us guys are lucky enough to have a little brother to confide in at all times – but sometimes your little trouser friend acts a little strange.

Men’s Health clears up some of the mysteries your penis baffles you with.

Aim straight, pee on the floor

Have you ever stood at a urinal seeing the guy next to you aim at the bowl only to blast a yellow fountain on your new white shoes? That’s because he was probably rubbing one out earlier.

According to doctors who look up there, there are usually little obstructions (uhm, semen) when you pee after having sex or just playing with little Mickey. If the wacky spraying angles continue, though, you have problems. Either scar tissue or STD kind of problems.

Shy little turtle buddy

Don’t ever swim and undress in front of someone you haven’t, but would like to sleep with. It’s like showing them the ending to a bad movie and still wanting them to pay for a ticket to watch it from the start.

Apparently it happens because the cold water tells your body to pull your testicles (your babies need to stay warm) closer to your body. This contraction makes your penis pull in that direction too and shrinks its tissue quite noticeably.

I’m a grower, not a shower...

It might be some guys’ greatest excuse, but it seems to be true to some degree.

Some men who seem to have tiny penises when flaccid can really surprise you when they rise to the occasion while men who are always bragging about their tall brother often short-change you when it comes to flexing the stuff.

Read more at Men’s Health.

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