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He told me he likes dumb women

19 August 2016, 08:06Shakila Alivitsa

Nairobi - First, he called women fruit salad. He said at times he likes eating apples, other times pineapples but most times; he just wants fruit salad. I am so worried for his wife.

Then it graduated to how smart he likes his women and he told me it’s not like he likes a woman that is stupid or dumb but the problem with smart women is that they know everything and they don’t play around.

He wants a woman that will just know her stuff but not too much and keep interfering with his space.

Basically, he wants a woman who is not able to tell when Harry the plumber is actually Lisa from the office. That is what he meant.

He also meant that she can be smart but when he speaks, it sounds like seeds of wisdom for the next two generations have been planted. Basically she should worship his ideas even though they sound like that of a man on crack but she should not be able to tell.

Smart women are very keen and follow up on everything; he does not want that in his life and shenanigans.

You see, he is a married man as I have mentioned, but h is not done playing the field. So he needs his accomplice to be the clueless type that he can manipulate whenever he wants, however he wants and whichever way he likes.

That is why this guy insists on dumb women- not the wife, but his extra-curricular.

You know where you fall I hope because like I always say, these men are just too much.

- MyNews24


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