May I call you Jona, sir? You are silent. I guess that signals assent. I shall, Jona sir, try to point out the great improvements you have made to our flailing and failing infrastructures. I sincerely hope that the obvious testimonies I shall enlist shall put paid to claims constantly being spread across the twittosphere by self-acclaimed saints and know-it-alls like Ogunlesi, Onuoha, el-Rufai, Omojuwa and their likes.
Contrary to popular belief, I believe you are doing a great job, Jona sir. It has taken, I am sure, a great deal more than your ‘very’ English last and first names to have introduced a word like CABAL into common use. As a connoisseur of words myself, the improvement of our falling spoken English standard by you is thoroughly appreciated. I feel you should know that my eyes are smarting as I write this. It is not that I am overcome by emotion at the wonders you have performed in converting our Meggido to an Eden. No, not exactly.
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