DISCLAIMER: For the internet warriors,
before they ask for my head; ‘kill’ does not mean murder and murder does not
mean death. Just like ‘drunken’ does not mean pertaining to alcohol and could
refer to lackadaisical, inebriated or insatiable.
To ‘kill’ a king, you must find his weakness
or his strength.
Well, we have found the weakness of our
tyrant king. It stares us in the face: Women.
100 million men cannot kill the king. Taking
away all the kings men, cannot kill the king. All the chiefs and kings in
Nigeria cannot kill this king. Obasanjo, IBB, Nuhu Ribadu, El-Rufai, Tambuwal,
Tinubu, Fashola, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Lamido, Baraje, Saraki, Atiku, Buhari,
Wole Soyinka, … basically every single who-is-who in the nation’s political history.
Sometimes I wonder; who is left with the King? It seems the only man of
‘repute’ left on his side is Tukur. The same Tukur that said
in May last year that “Boko Haram is fighting for justice; Boko Haram is
another name for justice.” Yeah, that Tukur.
So how is Nigeria’s king, who is locally
and globally acknowledged to be one of the worst and most dishonest and corrupt
leaders in history, from CNN to the World Bank, from Britain to Switzerland,
from Otukpo to Bama; being able to resist a coup, resignation and impeachment?
Angels: The power of powered women.
John Lennon, famous writer and a founder of
the Beatles, said: “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” Or
perhaps this quote by George Carlin phrases it better: “Here's all you have to
know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason
women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
Our King knows. He trusts no man. Every
last man can leave his side, he won’t bat a lid. He has his power Patiently by
his side. He has his other Angels, ready to ‘b!tch’ it for him to the last
drop, and he too is ready to stand by them, no matter what thefts, no matter
what deaths. He has dried up the economy to make sure no man gets money that
can be used against him. Salaries aren’t being paid, Niger Delta militants riot
in Russia for no stipend. Even Stephen Keshi, who took Nigeria to victory, is
But what we all realized last week, as a
hidden power ‘Angel’ revealed herself among the Angels of ‘Charlie,’ was that,
he has ‘your woman.’ We all agree with the contents of her letter, but the
timing was clearly political. Beware! This King can make daughters violate the
commandments of God.
You better be careful if you want to
deliver a ‘death-blow’ to this King, because he has the Pin of power women; you
might want to look closely at the political woman by your side and the ones in
your family, because this ‘party man,’ is a real man of the party, booze and
babes. He is a woman’s man true and through. He knows their price; how to buy
their loyalty. He knows how to keep them at bay, ready to turn them out against
you, as and at whenever needed.
So if you honestly wish to ‘kill’ this
King, you better work on his powered and power-able Angels. You might also wish
to find a Queen and let her loose against him. That will crush him. A cat
It lactates, the ‘Oracle’ said. “The one
who guards the King and the one who will give the King his parrot’s eggs (which
traditionally was done when chief’s told a King he was impeached and should
kill himself) is the one who holds the baby for nine months.”
SECOND DISCLAIMER: This article is mere
satire. This is not a chauvinist article. This article refers only to a handful
of cabal women and does not in any way suggest or attempt to suggest that women
in general are more manipulate-able, purchase-able of influence-able toward
participating in and supporting corruption, tyranny, divisionism and destruction
Secret delivered, I will like to formally
welcome Obasanjo to our fold as ‘APC,’ that’s ‘APC’ the Opposition (not
necessarily registered in the party), as anyone of us who opposes this insane
administration is labeled by the less than 3000 remaining ‘paid’ supporters of
May the families, friends and colleagues of
those killed and maimed by Boko Haram terrorists, due to our under-equipped and
underfunded army in Bama, have the fortitude to bear the losses and the
patience to prevail till a new administration that values our military and
civilian lives over the lining of their pockets, replaces this one.
Dr. Peregrino Brimah
http://ENDS.ng [Every Nigerian Do Something]
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org Twitter: @EveryNigerian
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