Abuja - After a summer of ludicrous and surreal signings in the English Premier League, things finally got back to normal when a Sky Sports reporter was attacked with a sex toy on transfer deadline day.
It seems the dust finally settled on deadline day and it was an uneventful closing to the transfer window at Goodison Park, the Mirror reports.
All that happened was basically just some guy bringing an Everton blue sex toy to the stadium so he could attempt to insert it into a reporter’s ear.
That reporter will never again criticise the Toffees' lack of penetration into the box, that's for sure.
Next Leicester City will sign Ronald McDonald as a reserve goalkeeper.
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