Abuja - The Air Sex World Championship just reached its sixth climax in as many years in New York City on Thursday.
Adam "Tootenanny" Wilson stayed up for his second consecutive title as his crowd-pleasing antics with one weird prop won the perverted hearts of the deciding audience, Huffington Post reports.
The only rules of the contest are: You must fake your climax and you have to have an imaginary partner on stage with you.
So if you take away the stage it's basically just the contestants’ regular sex lives.
It was like jamming out to your favourite Journey songs on air guitar – just replace the guitar with imaginary genitals and be even less likely to actually get laid.
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Also in attendance as part of a panel of judges was shagging legend and porn pro Lisa Ann – who made some real brainy observations regarding the contestants’ technique, precision and overall ineptness.
Read more and see the video (at home if you don’t want to get fired) here.
Here is Tootenanny in action the last time he came first.
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